No Longer for Stuffy Heads

NyQuil will no longer contain the nasal decongestant pseudoephedrine, thanks to the idiots making crystal meth from it. Instead, it contains NO nasal decongestant at all. DayQuil adds the decongestant phenylephrine, but as always, it’s never as good as the original. Stock up on the good stuff now, if you still can!
I guess they have to change their commercials, since it’s no longer for stuffy heads… [update: they did. Notice the difference between the DayQuil slogan and the NyQuil one.]