I swear, you just can’t make up stuff like this. It’s comedy gold, Jerry!
Onterrio Smith was detained at the airport last month and airport officials found him carrying “The Original Whizzinator.” Smith explained to officials that it’s a device used for cheating on drug urine tests.
Warning: the following passage may not be safe for work, but is freakin’ hilarious! Click below to read.
“The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe, the user fills the bag with a precisely measured amount of water blended with the urine powder to create a clean sample. When the user takes a drug test in front of an observer, the water is released through the prosthetic with a valve (the instructions recommend the user cough to hide the sound of the valve unsnapping).”
Like I said, comedy gold! I don’t even feel the need to write some snarky comment!